life preservers wont save your life

from what i hear there used to be some hard luck club around these parts i found one of their cuts in a thrift store. i asked the clerk where it came from. she replied " it's been in ere for awhile. some tranny looking guy donated to us. i asked if he was part of some swim team he said no he was part of some club and they switched from life preservers to leotards and bikini bottoms" so there it is thats what i know about this life vest.